Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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