i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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