Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
