I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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