Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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