Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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