Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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