I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Semen is not good for contacts.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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