She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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