better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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