So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
You made out with two different species that night
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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