is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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