Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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