I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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