We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
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