It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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