After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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