spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
ugly people sure do ruin things
nutella sex= disaster
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
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