Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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