So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
You're a disaster
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