I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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