why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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