check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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