i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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