she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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