She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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