their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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