We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
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