She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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