Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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