just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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