No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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