So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
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