Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
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