I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
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