I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
Randomize
