never play flip cup with pint glasses
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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