i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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