You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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