found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
wow bdsm is so cute
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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