hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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