What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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