jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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