im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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