You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
This house was built for laser tag.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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