I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
They are going to name an STD after you.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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