Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I forgot wine drunk hurts
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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