Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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