the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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