Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
If that was your dad, he is hot
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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