Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Ketchup is God's man juice
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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