i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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