It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I just want nice things and good sex
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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