I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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