Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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