a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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