i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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