something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I lost the right to judge tonight
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
