I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
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