no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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